Vulture House Press

Vulture House Press

YES, YOUR NEW BABY IS A SAVAGE

YES, YOUR NEW BABY IS A SAVAGE

$14.99

Dr. Shane Cashman is a father and an expert. In his totally peer-reviewed book, Yes, Your Child is a Savage, Dr. Cashman explores the science behind taming your newborn.


Dr. Cashman distills all of his research and wisdom down into a breathtakingly brilliant book of advice.

If Elon Musk read this book, he would say, "I'm doing my best to encourage more people to become parents and ideally have three or more kids, so humanity can grow."

All experts agree that Yes, Your New Baby is a Savage, is the only parenting book that belongs on your bookshelf.

 

AN EXCERPT:

Often underestimated and undervalued, babies make the most interesting, entertaining, and pleasant of all humans.

 

But first, your new baby needs to be properly domesticated, educated, and trained. The ancient, wild prowling savage that still lurks within all babies must be tamed, and this is where you will play a vital role, as this book will explain.

 

You mustn’t allow your baby in public until all proper scientific protocols are achieved. And even if you think you’ve successfully tamed your newborn, I recommend inviting a baby taming specialist into your home to approve of your work before introducing your baby to others. Babies are highly susceptible to peer pressure, and you wouldn’t want to be the reason other nearby babies have been corrupted.

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